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Track 2 of 13 · 4:52 · Female / Alternative

Six Easy Steps

by Brandan Kraft, © 2026
Ditch the Garbage!
The Gatekeeper

Notes

Track two trades the fire for something colder - a sardonic instructor pulling up a chair to teach you the institutional curriculum. You want to know how it's done? Pull up a chair. I'll tell you. And what she teaches, step by mocking step, is how to bury the Bible. How to read the Bible like it's any other book on the shelf. How to wait for an institution to bless the page in front of your face. How to ask a fourth-century council if the Author meant the case.

The song is about self-authenticating Scripture, chapter twenty-six of the book. The whole sardonic list exists to expose one assumption - that the canon needs a committee to validate it, that you must act like Hippo gave the Word permission to survive. And running underneath every verse is the line the instructor cannot quite suppress. The fire is still burning while you sit there. The Author has been signing every chapter while you've been waiting for somebody else to say it's okay.

Then comes the turn, and it is the turn that makes the song honest - the instructor confesses she did every step herself. I have nodded through the sermon. I have waited for the bishop's pen. I have kept the firmware locked. Until a Tuesday in October when she sat down with Romans 8, and the words came in and laid me low, and I could not keep the gate. That is the doctrine proving itself the only way it ever can. The Bible proves itself in the reading. No council ever gave it weight. The Author signed His name.

Lyrics

[Intro]
You want to know how it's done?
Pull up a chair.
I'll tell you.

[Verse 1]
How to read the Bible like it's any other book on the shelf
How to listen to a sermon without ever asking it yourself
How to wait for an institution to bless the page in front of your face
How to ask a fourth-century council if the Author meant the case
How to flatten sixty-six books to a single muffled tone
How to leave the page wide open while you sit there alone

[Pre-Chorus]
And the fire is still burning while you sit there
And the page is still speaking while you look away
The Author has been signing every chapter
While you've been waiting for somebody else to say it's okay

[Chorus]
I'll teach you all this in six easy steps
A whole career you'll never have to risk
Just sit, just nod, just wait
For the council to set the date
Six easy steps
Six easy steps

[Verse 2]
How to act like Hippo gave the Word permission to survive
How to fold up Carthage like a stamp the Author had to ratify
How to ditch James as inconvenient or treat him like a sword
How to drag the Song of Solomon to whatever costume you can afford
How to sit on Esther's silence and call her hard to read
How to take Ecclesiastes and feel nothing while he bleeds

[Pre-Chorus]
And the fire is still burning underneath the program
And the prophet's still pointing two thousand years deep
The Mind that wrote the rescue across the centuries
Is still writing while you sleep

[Chorus]
I'll teach you all this in six easy steps
A whole career you'll never have to risk
Just sit, just nod, just wait
For the council to set the date
Six easy steps
Six easy steps

[Verse 3]
And listen, I have done it
I have done every single one
I have nodded through the sermon
I have waited for the bishop's pen
I have flattened all the books
I have buried Esther in her silence
I have kept the firmware locked
And kept my eyes wide open

[Bridge]
But there was a Tuesday in October
When I sat down with chapter eight
And the words came in and laid me low
And I could not keep the gate
The fire was already burning
The Author had been speaking the whole time
No council ever gave it weight
The Author signed His name

[Final Chorus]
It took me six easy steps to undo
The lifetime I had built to never feel
The Word reads me before I read the Word
The entrance of His words gives light
The simple are made wise
The Bible proves itself in the reading
Six easy steps the other way
Six easy steps to undo
Six easy steps

[Outro]
Six easy steps the other way
Six easy steps the other way
The fire is real
The Author signed His name
Six easy steps
The other way

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